Working in the service line can be really entertaining.. I met with bitches/bastard at work...
Bitch/bastard 1 : The Deaf Mute And Blind
Such pple will just walk to ur stall or shop. Browse the things as if they are in their own world and ignore ur pressence
Curse factor : 5/10
Bitch/ bastard 2 : The Ask A lot and Wont Buy Anything
These pple will stay at your stall or shop for ages. Talk to you about this and that. And then ponder and wonder if they should get it. Hear the price of the item and ponder even more. Talk somemore. Eagerly engaging you in every single conversation and then ponder somemore while u lose some customer who were browsing ur items as well. And after they left...they never ever came back...
Curse factor : 7/10
Bitch/ Bastard 3 : The Busy Chatters
Such pple will either talk on their hp or talk among themselves and totally ignore u ..treating u invisible while browsing your stuff. Bascially talking about their own thoughts on What they think about your product (example : wat is this product for? how to use it? )without even listening to wat u have to say or even giving u a damn..
Thanks for being so creative hors! But watever u said about my stuff is totally irrelevant and Bigger thanks for polluting others' mind with your "you think u know it all" explanations on my stuff. If u are so smart, go be an inventor or script writer lahx.
curse factor : 7/10
Bitch / Bastard 4: The Vanishing Criminal
Such pple fiddle around with ur products while u are bz ... Ooopx... product is damaged..and before u know it, u see someone flashing pass u....And when u went to arrange your products..i realised something is damaged or a bottle is opened.. Or something is missing.. -.-
curse factor : 8/10
Bitch / bastard 5 : The Stingy Tai Tais
Very rich women dressed in branded dresses. Equiped with a gucci sunglasses, majority of their fingers are nicely decorated with gold/precious stone/diamond rings and holding a branded clutch. And woah...nice manicures and pedicures. Happily browse through ur products and exclaiming, "wah so expensive" , whenever they found out about the price. Mind you. Wat im selling is reasonable priced and if u really want to compare..watever im selling here is less than 2% or wat u have paid for your Dazzling Branded stuff tat u have furnished urself with.
And the best part is... They asked for discounts.... Helllo ?? Go to LV at taka and ask for discount lors... Got sooo much $$ to buy your prada shoes and coach bag..still got cheek to ask for discounts..Knss.... And the price they lowered down is outrageous.
"How much does this cost ar? " "14" "wAH..$14.. How about $8 dollars i buy from you ... "
Kns..they think wat...wet market ar.... Pasa Malam ar?
Curse factor : 9/10
Bitch/ Bastard 6 : The Critic
The critic browses through every single little item that u have and then goes something like this
"Wah..your this ____________(insert item name) no so gd lehs. The shop tat i always go at ____________(insert place) sooo much b etter you know."
and then this shall continue for every single thing tat the critic touches... Imagine the above sentence repeats itself over n over again whenever this person holds something in his/her hand.
And then this person start to question your knowledge about your item and doesnt seem satisfied with your replies. The best part is this person insist that u call up ur boss or ur other colleagues (if any) to double check on wat u have said.
Hello? Ive been here for 1 yr and my product knowledge is acceptable and wat i have given you is wat u have wanted. And yesh... watever explained by my boss n other colleague was exactly wat ive said to her..
And the most irritating part was not only the criticisms poured to you by this person. He/she doubts your knowledge. Wat an insult!
Needless to say.....tat bitch/bastard didnt buy anything.
Thanks for irritating me by feeding me with negative feedback on every single item i presented to you. Thanks for wasting my time n energy.
Im proud tat im professional enough to handle such irritating pple.
U know such pple..once u annoy them ar...they will broadcast all the nonsense to everyone..
Ok lor..dont buy dont buy lor...Its fine with me... I can dont do your business onex.
If u soooooo UNHAPPY with the items here, MIGHT as well go BACK to your "oh soooo fabulous" shop to buy.. RATHER than WASTING my time n yours over here...